people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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