If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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