I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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