OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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