There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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