The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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