whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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