i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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