You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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