I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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