Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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