Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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