are you so shy because you have an std?
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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