every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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