I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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