so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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