Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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