did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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