Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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