she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
