and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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