a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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