Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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