just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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