Me too!
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Randomize
