I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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