no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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