wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
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