8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
Randomize
