The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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