I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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