i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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