Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Oh god it's open bar.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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