your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
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