Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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