well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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