Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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