so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Redeem this text for a blowjob
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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