Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Randomize
