Don't you send me to vm
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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