Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
wanna go halves on a baby?
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
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