So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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