He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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