I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Randomize
