I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I supernannyed him into submission
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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