so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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