thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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