the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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