Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
How external is "for external use only"?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Let's get the cat blown out
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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