think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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