I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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