worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
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