It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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